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comic strip: marathon by ARCHVERMIN comic strip: marathon by ARCHVERMIN
Yeap, chafed nipples can be quite common in a marathon and they aren't a pretty sight. Runners can get such a severe abrasion that they come to the post with two streaks of red running down their shirt like a waterfall - it's like they're lactating blood.

They usually affect the males trailing at the later half of the marathon - people who are inadequately protected due to poor or no experience in long distance running.

Women tend to be well protected by their sports bra so nope, I don't get the opportunity to be gentle with the ladies.
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:iconcmvreud:
CMVreud Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
Now there's an image i didn't need.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
I've ambushed your mind, hahahahaha
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
I have a simple solution - not to run the marathon :)
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A-Scary-Little-Girl Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011
I can pretend to have nipple problems if you want? :nod:
JK, I'm a swimmer so I don't run often, though I should
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
lol, you're trying to make me blush?
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:icona-scary-little-girl:
A-Scary-Little-Girl Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
Haha! I forgot that I wrot that so I busted out laughing when I reread it!
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:iconredchinese:
redchinese Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Student General Artist
honestly- I thought for a second you drew the officer treating a overweight middle aged naruto who got americanized

:fear: never again >.<
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
whoa
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:iconredchinese:
redchinese Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Student General Artist
its the orange track pants i swear!
stupid naruto....
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:iconnewmexi:
NewMexi Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Luv your sense of humor!! Keep it up.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
gracias :)
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:iconhisalone17:
hisalone17 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
Lactating blood. Now that made me chuckle in spite of the imagery.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Glad to be of service :)
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:iconmimi-imi:
Mimi-Imi Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
...Oh dear god I think I just grossed out, and yet I can't stop reading..
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Many images are unattractive, but somehow you can't look away. Imagine, if you will, that you're walking down the street and the skirt of fat ugly girl flew up.
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:iconmimi-imi:
Mimi-Imi Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2010
Oh dear god, what have you done? I am cringing so bad at that image.
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:iconxetoxgarshiz:
xetoxgarshiz Featured By Owner May 24, 2010
huh luckily I dont have chafed nipples when I'm running...and this june I'm going for my first full marathon in KL standard chartered marathon...hope I can finish on time..(^_^)
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
1. Sneaks away from marathon
2. Catch a taxi
3. Get off at close to the finish line
4. Profit!!
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:iconxetoxgarshiz:
xetoxgarshiz Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
hey that's cheating XD
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:iconheavy-naba:
Heavy-Naba Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010
You got a whole lotta 'ttention, my man.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010
okey dokey
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Tutsi-Pop Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Student
I have a classmate who had the same prob... but it happened at the gym.
The funniest thing is that he totally looks like the fat runner in the comic... Its just him!
I'll show this to my firends :P
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010
Lol, do and report back results
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:iconfiria:
Firia Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
:O_o: I had no idea that guys had nipple issues when running. I mean... what do they chafe against? :O
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
their shirt
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:iconfiria:
Firia Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
They need softer shirts! :O_o:
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
:)
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:iconfiria:
Firia Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009
Less starch!
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:iconspewnybard:
SpewnyBard Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
I swear that nipple gets worse every panel...
D8
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
In fact if you look at them closer you can see the face of Jesus.
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:iconspewnybard:
SpewnyBard Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
XD
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:iconhorusvii:
HorusVII Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
Dat nipple.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
okey dokey
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:iconjmoa:
JMOA Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's more likely that female patients will be treated by female medics.

Nice comic :)
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
Lol yes, in reality they would've requested treatment from a female responder in private anyway so I never had a chance :)
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:iconkinjiraretaningyou:
KinjiraretaNingyou Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009
perhaps not the eroticest thing you've ever drawn, i'm afraid.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
I'll admit, it's not.

The ladies around here might say otherwise though.
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:iconkinjiraretaningyou:
KinjiraretaNingyou Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
i suppose big bloody nipples chafing can be very manly under the right circumstances.
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:iconbonecandy:
BoneCandy Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
Next time i run a marathon I'll be wearing a t-shirt with the face of the virgin Mary.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
:D

Smartest idea I heard all day
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:iconrainingbullets:
RainingBullets Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
I first I was like ewwww...

Then I lawled.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
:)
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:iconxar-ggothua:
Xar-Ggothua Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
love it! adding to faves
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:iconxar-ggothua:
Xar-Ggothua Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
love it! adding to faves
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
thanx
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:iconacedemonden:
acedemonden Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009   Traditional Artist
god man uer kickass u do medical stuff and draw god like drawings u got the works
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
lol I do what I can
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:iconshuyinda:
shuyinda Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That fact is on the list of things I don't really want to know...yet I am strangely intrigued. O.o
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009
Now aren't you glad you checked this deviation :)?
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:iconshuyinda:
shuyinda Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well.. Atleast I have a new conversation starter!! :B
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