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comic strip: Carnegie's wisdom by ARCHVERMIN comic strip: Carnegie's wisdom by ARCHVERMIN
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nice shoes,
Wanna screw?
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:iconberabbit:
BeRabbit Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
Really funny ^^
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
thank you
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:iconcoconuthead:
Coconuthead Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
hehehe...I really like your works!
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
Thank you :)
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:iconboobella:
Boobella Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Your faces are great :D
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
thanks, I do my best
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p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
Burn that book :x
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
:)
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:iconray03:
Ray03 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nice shoes,
Wanna screw?"

that shit needs to be on a hallmark card, pronto.
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
A pick-up line for posterity
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:iconredchinese:
redchinese Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Student General Artist
lol- cycle of life continus XD
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
:)
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:iconrakacha:
Rakacha Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
Epic! Atleast better than doing nothing =p
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
ta :)
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, how are you? I really like your boobs!

nice work man! HAHaha
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
Thanks, people usually compliment me about my broad shoulders than my boobs, but I appreciate it :)
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
WTH MAN

I was talking through the guy! like:
"Hey, how are you? I really like your boobs!"

... LOL
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
I'm just pulling your leg lol :)
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
why are you pulling my leg?!
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:iconchoboroy:
choboroy Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Why am I not surprised :p
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
lol :D
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:iconlhs:
lhs Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
That was SO worth that slap! :D
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
haha :)
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Minaruis Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
Very funny. It's not because you are blond, sexy and weight 50 kg that you don't have...punch^^
I love the expressions, especially the black haired guy one in the second panel.

And it's funny how you often work more on girls than on boys in your drawings...
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"And it's funny how you often work more on girls than on boys in your drawings..."
Because he's a MAN!

right, archvermin?

:iconarchvermin::iconsaysplz::iconfistbumpplz:
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010
lol heck yeah
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:iconmirsad77:
Mirsad77 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
My philosophy is: Ladies will always deserve more of my time and attention :)
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:iconminaruis:
Minaruis Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
What will you become if , one loosy day, you have a daughter...^^
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buzzybeeGIRL Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
o.o she's not THAT hot...
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
But she's got two very endearing assets if you know what I mean
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buzzybeeGIRL Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
only for people who like gigantic scary tits. i'm not one of those types of guys, fortunately! :D give me small 'uns anyday <3333

and of course... well, i've had waaaay too many bad experiences with blondes @_@;;
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:iconstrength:
Strength Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
Ouch. Nosebleed too. That's harsh. xD
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
:D
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:iconxyte:
xyte Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
wow that will teach him to read his beaks better a silly expression a bloody nose a missing tooth and the girls hand print on his face for weeks
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
Oh you'll be surprised
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EPBJewelry Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010  Student General Artist
XD Even praise needs to be socially acceptable! Though if it was worded politely enough, (something like "you have a very lovely chest" as opposed to "hey, nice rack!" or worse) I think would have to laugh and say thank you, and give them points for humor (and possibly courage).
I read Dale Carnegie in 8th grade. By choice. Is that weird?
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
Hmmmm, how about "Your mammary tissue looks to be perfectly ripe and ready for the picking"? Pretty poetic if I may say so myself :)

It ain't weird at all, that was a fine book and I would recommend it to anyone.
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EPBJewelry Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Student General Artist
D8 I think you may have invented the most disturbing breast-related compliment ever.
...Or the best pick-up line for any medical professional to use ever. Too much time in your study books, man! :lmao:
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010
Guilty as charged :)
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Smellclon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Student Filmographer
haha i have that book >w<
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
It's a good book :)
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einlee Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
haha oooowned
love the two boys though =D
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Hey einlee, how are you doing? Haven't seen your works for a while, getting busy with new projects?
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:iconeinlee:
einlee Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010
hello archvermin, i've been great, and you? :D
lol yeah haven't been posting much, seriously busy with new projects, trying to finish fasttt!
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
I've just started my psychiatry rotation, things are crazy around here! :) Otherwise I'm pretty much going through the same thing - busy with exams/assignments but getting by.

Best of luck with your projects, and looking forward to your updates :)
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einlee Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010
psychiatry rotation? you're going to be a psychiatrist? dudeee
anyhow, sounds pretty exciting, keep at it!
and thanks, i look forward to getting stuff done =3=...
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:iconarchvermin:
ARCHVERMIN Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010
Hell no! Lol.

I've only been in psychiatry for 2 weeks and already I am determined not to become a psychiatrist :). I have to say though - the staff in the unit are a bunch of really bright and humorous individuals. Maybe that's why they're able to stay in their rather depressing job.

Thanks for encouragement, I wish you have a rewarding time with your project :)
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einlee Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2010
oh, that sounds like fun :D
i could never become a psychiatrist, seriously that takes some guts and i'd probably end up needing to see one myself. don't know you personally, but i bet you got what it takes, though enjoying the job is probably a different story~

my project's nearly finished; and as an artist i'm sure you know the feeling--rewarding but SO DRAINING!!
as always, keep at it!
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ZeroStrike Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I love your humor. XD I really do. :)
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